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*I am Giselle, I am a French bitch
*I can't stay friends with men who know what I'm like in bed
*Does size really matter?
*Oh my god, it's a talking penis!
*I'm Susan, the happy trotting elf!
*Lesbian spank inferno?
*She must have been pretty pissed.
*Patrick and Sally's nine and a half minutes
*Her Best Friend's Bottom Pt 1
*You deserve Mr. Incredibly Amazing Fantasticness